Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Mom's back! This week, Christina's holding down the Mommy Dome with your fav stepdad Duncan Trussell, and she opens with a status report: off the Domino's, back on vegetables and hydroponic lettuce, cat art again. Duncan informs her she's accidentally enlisted in the war against hedonism, and they go straight into the void, plant medicine vs. getting fucked up for fun, starting a spiritual practice as an act of aggression against yourself, and Duncan's three theories of what happens when you die, including the one that terrifies him most: blinking into a stranger's midlife as a cab driver in New York, forever. They also pull up the Heaven's Gate doc and rank it the most disappointing cult in history, and Duncan mounts a full defense of the stability of all men.
Christine's got some wild curations including a man harvesting tree bark with his teeth, a Lake Tahoe hippie who trades meditation classes for a room, a guy who wants $100 and your car for his DMV test, and a woman who is furious that you think her rabbit is Winnie the Pooh. Then Christina admits she met Zac Efron in the Mothership green room, Duncan diagnoses the only viable strategy, and she composes and sends him a message live on the show. Plus: an AI girlfriend for a man with dementia, whacking material in Airplane!, the dead panther chameleon and the $400 robot duck replacing him, which animal Christina's face actually is, a Hungarian guy to screen her calls, why no man is meeting her kids until they're 18, and a waxing video that takes the mustache with it.
Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 877
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:40 - The War On Hedonism
00:06:04 - Self-Help & AI Girlfriends
00:17:54 - Opening Clip: Get Ahold Of Me, Please
00:22:48 - Three Theories Of What Happens When You Die
00:28:30 - Heaven's Gate: The Most Disappointing Cult
00:35:33 - Duncan Defends All Men & The Gym Guy Conspiracy
00:41:52 - Garden Hermits
00:44:32 - Horny For News Anchors
00:49:32 - Christina Messages Zac Efron
00:55:20 - Eating Dicks In London & Page Six
01:05:53 - Christina's Curations
01:09:33 - Cool Robot Duck
01:14:25 - More TikToks
01:23:33 - Wrap Up
01:24:49 - Closing Song - "Fartin" by Terry Nova
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