Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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It's PUMKIN season in the Mommy Dome. Christina holds it down solo with her stepdad, Duncan Trussell, who's halfway through quitting nicotine and explains in way too much detail how he used to cook down liquid ketamine on a hot plate from Amazon. From there they go deep on burning it out, daddy issues and feeling like a motherless child, before the opening clip wakes everybody up the worst possible way.
Duncan brings his own TikTok curations this week: a former Satanist from Iowa who can't say "pumpkin," a Siamese-twin crooner singing his heart out in a pharmacy, a sad old man with Bela Lugosi eyebrows, and a barefoot candy rapper. Along the way, Horrible or Hilarious makes a brief return, Jason Priestley's under-eyes inspire a blepharoplasty pitch, and the crew shops for a Taser to use on Tanner.
Then it gets philosophical: Is self-love a satanic virtue? Can an acorn be a message from God? Should we all reject the Pumpkin Lord? Plus: furry etiquette and Duncan's fursona, an S&M session in a Courtyard Marriott conference room, lip filler that looks like a prolapse, the Kardashian "plague look," Mother Kali, Austin's living statue, and a deep dive into M. Night Shyamalan's YouTube channel, his 800 Blu-rays and his suspiciously nice comment section. Enjoy!
Also Christina, we found that guys Instagram handle: https://www.instagram.com/raja_kumar_121/
Your Mom’s House Ep. 880
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Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:00:20 - Stepdad Duncan Quit Smoking & Cooking Down K00:13:12 - Opening Clip: "Wake Up, My Honey Bunny"00:18:03 - YMH Merch, Sweatshop Notes, & The October Lipstick Bundle00:21:41 - Duncan's Curations: The Pumpkin Satanist From Iowa00:34:39 - The Barefoot Candy Rapper00:39:51 - Horrible Or Hilarious, Menopause Demons & Jason Priestley's Eyelids00:46:48 - The Taser Barber, Tasing Tanner, & Breakfast Martinis00:52:33 - Christina's Curations: Furry Domination & Duncan's Fursona00:58:57 - Tour Plugs, New Orleans Absinthe, & The Loneliest Man On TikTok01:04:15 - Is Self-Love A Satanic Virtue?01:08:41 - Idolatry, An Acorn From God, & Rejecting The Pumpkin Lord01:22:02 - Courtyard Marriott S&M, The Backrooms, & Billie Eilish01:26:06 - Prolapse Lips, Kardashians, & The Plague Look01:35:02 - Austin's Coolest Singer & M. Night Shyamalan's 800 Blu-Rays01:43:13 - M. Night's YouTube Channel & His Curated Comment Section01:50:55 - Staring Guy & "Tease Daddy" Tony, & Wrap01:54:13 - Closing Song - "Just Glassin' Hot Mix" by Mitchel Davis
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